Mr Moyung, my toast to you
My toast to you, Elder
Moyung of Gusu's Thy Way on Thyself is not over-hyped
It really is amazing
You are too kind
I come specifically to pay you a visit
Mr Ting, your expertise in poisoning is unsurpassed
My admiration
Let us be frank
You have something to ask from me Just say it
Mr Ting is frank indeed
Don't be so assured
I may not be able to help
Let me be honest
I am working on something big
I need talents
You are working on something big
You need help, so you come to ask me
I, Ting Chun Chau, am well-known
Those that really know me call me Sage
Those who don't, call me Monster or Freak
Those so called orthodox schools
Call me lout of the martial world
If I guess it right
Sage or Freak
Your aim is to become the master of Ease School
You know about Ease School?
You used to be an Ease Disciple
After you were expelled
You went to Constellation Sea and set up Constellation School
Not too many in the martial world know about it
But I am one of them
You are a talent
If you will help me realize my ambition
After it is accomplished...
You will let me be master of Ease School?
What do you think?
You really can do it?
With the name of Moyung of Gusu
Why should we be associated with martial louts such as Constellation Freak?
Sometimes it is not up to me
Sometimes just with a will is not enough
Young Master, you want to use him...
To restore Yin, we need help
If he can help me
I don't care he is orthodox or unorthodox
But do we have to stoop so low?
It is easy to claim to be righteous
But to restore Yin
We cannot be choosy with our tactics
Young Master
If you two don't understand me
Then there will be no one to help me in the restoration of Yin
Little miss, you all right?
Little miss, you are hungry?
There is a teashop over there
Let me take you over for a bowl of noodles
Miss, are you ill?
Miss, are you all right?
Oh yes, I want to ask you
Have you seen three monks pass by?
If you have, please tell me
They are my uncles-in-arms
Which direction have they gone?
So you are a mute
Little reverend, what can I get you?
A bowl of plain noodles, please
Sure...
Little miss, we are in each other's destiny
We bump into each other again
I almost forgot you are a mute
What do you like to have?
It is not your business!
How dare you call me a mute!
Little reverend, your noodles
Thank you
Wait! What is that in your noodles?
You little monk
You look so pious
But you flout monastic regulations
What flouting monastic regulations?
The chicken soup tastes good?
Why did you put chicken soup in my bowl?
Don't play ignorant
It sure tastes good? Have some more
Sin...
Little monk, you not only had chicken soup
You ate pork too
Don't run
You let go of me
You made me eat meat, don't run
- Let go - Don't run
You go back with me and explain it to my shifu
All these twenty odd years I have never touched meat
How can I face Shifu?
Little miss... don't run
Little miss, you go back with me and explain it to my shifu
She is from Garuda Palace, pursue
Little miss, don't run
Stop!
Where can you go?
Don't run! Halt!
Halt!
What nerve! Still want to run?
You are from Garuda Palace, don't run
What are you doing?
Abducting a young girl in board daylight?
- Take her away - Yes
Young Master is not going back to Swallow Cove for the time being
Please suit yourself
Oh yes, Mr Tuen
Cousin still has some important issues to take are of
If you are not free, you can go first
I have nothing to do
But if you want me to leave
Then I can only bid you goodbye
Young Master, I think he won't leave Miss Wong...
Cousin...
It is all right
Second, you check it out over there
Yes
I have checked it out, nothing there
Young Master, it is creepy here
And we have Miss Wong with us Let us get out of here
All right
You have just got in And you now want to go?
Not so easy
We are in our hurry We have to travel at night
If we have offended you in any way
Please forgive us
I bid you goodbye
What? You come and go as you please?
You look down on us 72 islands and 36 caves
Who are you?
How dare you trespass into the restricted place of 72 islands and 36 caves?
You give way
Charge!
Stop! Or I will kill her
Let go of me
Cousin, help!
Miss Wong
Let me down
Miss Wong
My acupoints are closed
Let me reactivate them for you
No, thanks
Mr Tuen, my cousin is surrounded
We have to save him
Let me help you
You don't know martial arts
I got you out
Mr Tuen, please carry me again
Let me go with you to save Cousin
How stupid I was! I didn't think of it
Come on
Be careful
Mr Tuen, save my cousin
Mr Moyung, island masters, cave masters
We have no feuds among us
Why carry on with the fight?
Ting Chun Chau
Mr Tuen, you help me down
We are not sure of the situation yet
Let us wait and see
Mr Ting, we have been waiting for you
They have crashed our Myriad Deity
Convention
You can say they are my good friends
For my sake, just forget about the incident
What do you think? Mr Moyung
72 island masters, 36 cave masters
They are all martial arts adepts
Mr Moyung, you are in need of talents
I say why not make peace with them
It was a misunderstanding only
We just passed by
And you are holding a convention here
It must be something important
If we can be of any help, just say it
Thank you
Great... with Moyung family on our side
Our mission can be accomplished
May I know what is your mission?
Sure...
Mr Ting, it is a secret meeting
Let me take guard outside, just in case
Good
Mr Moyung, have you heard of Garuda Palace?
Garuda Palace?
Let me tell you, that old witch is cruel
Island Master Wu, you tell Mr Moyung
Look
This is the gift from Kid Elder of Garuda Palace
This is nothing, just physical suffering
The most gruesome is the Samsaara Talisman she made herself
The Samsaara Talisman
Let me tell you
If it is planted in the vital parts You are practically over
It is like tens of thousands of bugs biting
It is so itchy you want to die
But you can't
We members of 72 islands and 36 caves have had enough of her torture
That's why you are holding the Myriad Deity Convention here
You mean to turn against the monster
Mr Moyung, you are smart, very smart
You too have the Samsaara Talisman inside you?
No... I am just like you
I too feel that justice should be done
Talking about that old witch
I know her story well
Kid Elder belongs to Ease School?
You can say so
Her martial artistry is awesome
Her girls are great adepts too
But till now
No one has ever seen her
If she is so formidable How come you dare to turn against her?
Well
Kid Elder demands that we 72 island masters and 36 cave masters
Send her rare treasures every year
But we had a poor year
And all the masters were terrified
Worrying that we would be severely punished
But it is strange
All of us are still safe and sound
By chance we found a body on the foothill
It was Nine Wing Taoist of Xixia Echelon Hall
The odd thing was that there were two wounds on him
Kid Elder has always been neat in her killing
She never needs to hit twice
So we found this odd
Something must be wrong
So Island Master Wu and I slipped into Garuda Palace at night
And we found out that Kid Elder has fallen ill
You want to use this chance to turn against Kid Elder
Right, not just rebelling
We have caught one of them
Bring her here
We have caught her
We meant to ask her about Garuda Palace
But she turns out to be a mute
So what? We use her blood to bond our alliance
We charge up Garuda Palace
Charge up Garuda Palace...
Mr Moyung, what do you think?
To rid the martial world of evil
It is my duty to do so
Good! We charge up Garuda Palace...
Charge up Garuda Palace...
Pursue...
All you can do is run
Coward! Useless!
You are so faint-hearted and you tried to play the hero
I saw that they wanted to harm you
So I shouldn't see so highly of myself
You are chivalrous indeed
You are too kind
You have run for so long and you don't feel tired
Your inner force is really profound
But it doesn't seem to be of Shaolin Temple
What is going on?
This is what is vexing me
You don't have to tell me
Little monk, you don't pay respect to an elder
Where is your manner?
You are just a little girl
What little girl?
I am Kid Elder of Celestial Mount
You are Kid Elder?
You kidding? They are coming
Get into the bag, let me carry you
What's wrong with you?
Where did you steal the ring?
Tell me now
An old gentleman gave it to me
Who is he?
Elder No Ngai Chi
Why did he give it to you?
Several days ago, by chance
I solved the Go puzzle that he had set up
So he gave the ring to me
How is he now?
Elder Mo Ngai Chi has passed away
Before he died
He passed his inner force to me
Miss, Buddhist teaching says
Life, death, old age and illness
They are inevitable in life
You don't have to feel so bad
I don't want to see you, you go away
Miss, don't be so upset
So you are now the master of Ease School?
I am a Shaolin disciple
How can I join another school?
You don't want to be master of Ease School?
No, I don't
If you don't want to
It is easy
Just give me the ring, that's it
My pleasure
Mo Ngai Chi, what else he has given you?
And this painting
Elder Mo Ngai Chi gave it to me
He bade me to go to Boundless Mount
To ask the woman in the painting to teach me martial arts
Mo Ngai Chi still thought of this slut before he died?
You slut, let me step on you
It is a lovely painting, don't ruin it
This slut is shameless...
Little miss
They are coming, let us go
You have profound inner force
But you don't know how to use it
Hence you are so slow
Come on, let me teach you levitation
Come on, slightly bend your knees
Hold your breath in the pubic region
Draw up your inner force
Put your body at ease and then set off
Hold breath at pubic region and set off
How useless! Draw up more of your inner force
Come on, do it again
Hold breath in pubic region
You are sometimes stupid, sometimes smart
Little monk, get me that wild rabbit
I am a monk, I can't kill
When the sun climbs overhead and I still don't get fresh blood
I will die
You want me to die or the wild rabbit?
Neither
You get me the wild rabbit or not?
Amitabha
All right
There is this Buddhist story of cutting off flesh to feed the vulture
Now I want your flesh and blood
You go or not?
Look, they are down there
Oh no, they are coming
Don't be scared, they are poor in martial artistry
Let me teach you some moves
You can beat them
See where you can go
Come with me
No
Get me some pine cones
Channel your force from pubic region to Guanzhung acupoint
And flip the pine cone out
What are you doing?
You killed them
I drink their blood, what's wrong with it?
I killed them?
How could a pine cone be so powerful?
Spare me the crocodile tears
You have mastered the Ease Force
You can do whatever you like
Ease Force?
I didn't mean to pass the Ease Force to others
But you are good in nature And I need your help
So I taught it to you
Who are you?
Don't ask me who I am
You are injured
You take this Nine Distilled Bear Snake pill first
Why did you save me?
You don't have to know
Little monk, I have to practice
You stand guard here
Omni-Supreme Force
Who are you?
I am Kid Elder of Celestial Mount
You don't know me?
Kid Elder?
You really are Kid Elder?
I don't blame you
Because I cultivate the Omni-Supreme Force
I will go into rejuvenation every 30 years
My inner force will be all gone
This is not how I used to look
One day's practice means I will regain one year's strength
In 90 days
I will be back to the level when I am 90
Then I will teach these is land masters and cave masters a lesson
You... you are 90 years old?
I am Mo Ngai Chi's elder sister-in-arms
Omni-Supreme is a most amazing martial art
But I started too early and my growth was stunned
I have a mortal foe
She comes to attack me in my every rejuvenation
I have taken precautionary measures
But these masters also used this chance to revolt
You have practiced several days
That means there are still more than 80 days to go
That's why I want you to stay behind to protect me
But my martial artistry is poor How can I protect you?
You have Mo Ngai Chi's inner force
With the moves I teach you
You can tackle her
I...
If you will protect me
You don't have to catch wild rabbits for me
Big Wu, you get me a wild rabbit
You have lost your martial artistry
Why should I listen to you?
You won't do as I say?
Don't forget you have taken my pill
It is the Corroding Pill, fool?
I...
If you don't want your organs to fall into pieces
And suffer a pain so great you will beg to die
Kid Elder, please spare me
- Go get me the wild rabbits - Yes
Big Wu, get up
- I am hungry, get me a deer - Yes
Sister-in-arms, I finally found you
Oh no, that slut is here
Little monk, carry me and run
What is going on?
Don't ask, come over here
Sister-in-arms, what is the hurry?